From the story tellers (1)

Once upon a time .........

there was my brother, he is small, my cousins and I in the garden and we all were playing. Then suddenly, my brother fell down from the slope then I helped him to stand and he started crying. But then I started to do acting, I made funny faces and then my brother was happy.

                                                                                             -ABAAN, Std II

I was going to the market one day to buy a chicken then I saw a dog was hungry then I gave the whole chicken and I only buy the milk then I went to the home and I said to my mother all the thing. The mother was very happy.

                                                                                            - ZUHAIR, Std. II

Between them

Ø     Teacher: All of you please complete the exercise in the book, You have to fill in the blanks and write neatly.

Looking towards a certain boy :"Can you write fast?"

Boy: Ma'am, I am writing,

I am not made of machine na?"

Ø Correcting the assessment copies, you often come across such :-Word - Ghost, Meaning – Bhoot!

Once, the desks in the classroom were arranged pretty closely and there wasn’t much space with the teacher’s table and chair lying near the door. The boy who had to go to the washroom finally made it to the door somehow and reaching there he announced,

“See! I am an engineer na?”

Said it

 He is naughty and cute. He had not done his home work. The teacher asked, "How come you did not complete your home work?"

The boy replied: "Ma'am, in all the subject, maam gave home work and i write and write... Ma'am, i  had to go somewhere then i come and write then my hand started to pain, I do my homework and i write and i write and i die."

It happens!

Here at the school, we attempt to practise the theoretical aspects taught, so the kids are asked to wash their hands before and after eating their lunch and often in a hurry to play they ask, 

“Ma’am, may I wash YOUR hands?”

Lets laugh a little

Once Nasruddin was invited to deliver a sermon. When he got on the pulpit, he asked, Do you know what I am going to say? The audience replied "no", so he announced "I have no desire to speak to people who don't even know what I will be talking about!" and left.

The people felt embarrassed and called him back again the next day. This time, when he asked the same question, the people replied yes. So Nasruddin said, "Well, since you already know what I am going to say, I won't waste any more of your time!" and left.

Now the people were really perplexed. They decided to try one more time and once again invited the Hodja to speak the following week. Once again he asked the same question - Do you know what I am going to say? Now the people were prepared and so half of them answered "yes" while the other half replied "no". So Nasruddin said "Let the half who know what I am going to say, tell it to the half who don't!" and left.