Tell me

That day, i got a few complaints about my class and i decided to talk to them about it.
I began on an honest note, "Class, i have always tried to be friendly with you people. Did i ever beat you?"
"No Ma'am."
"Did I ever give you some kind of punishment?"
"No Ma'am."
"I try to give you guys all the space you need. I talk to you politely; i never scold you, never punish you, never take you to the Principal and still complaints."
I don't know if their silence also meant they were understanding, agreeing, sympathising with me but i went on and on talking of strict teachers and horrible punishments and contrasting it with my friendly approach.
To break the monotony i asked them, "You tell me what should i do with you so that you behave properly and i don't get to hear more complaints. Tell me....."
And pat came the reply, "Ma'am I tell you? Become little strict." 

Between them

Ø     Teacher: All of you please complete the exercise in the book, You have to fill in the blanks and write neatly.

Looking towards a certain boy :"Can you write fast?"

Boy: Ma'am, I am writing,

I am not made of machine na?"

Ø Correcting the assessment copies, you often come across such :-Word - Ghost, Meaning – Bhoot!

Once, the desks in the classroom were arranged pretty closely and there wasn’t much space with the teacher’s table and chair lying near the door. The boy who had to go to the washroom finally made it to the door somehow and reaching there he announced,

“See! I am an engineer na?”